Pinot Grigio Was Involved

I had the bright idea to see if a show I recommended to my friend J was on Netflix. The problem arose when I turned on Netflix and saw that a show I'd never seen in my life was the most recently watched.

Me: ...

J: Should we be scared?

Me: My door wasn't exactly locked when I came home from work yesterday...

J: Let's go outside.

Once outside I texted my dad, who lives less than a mile away.  

We waited.

And then J asked if my boyfriend, who had been watching my dogs for me all weekend, had possibly watched Netflix.

*facepalm*

I texted B.  "Did you watch Netflix at my house?"

"Yeah."

"...did you watch Homefront?"

"Yeah."

*even bigger facepalm*

I tried to text my dad not to bother but he pulled up just as the text left my phone.  He dutifully checked my house, refrained from calling me an idiot, and went home.

Lesson:  ask your boyfriend before assuming murderers are in your house watching your Netflix.