Tuesday, September 27, 2016

Vodka and Red Bull

The important thing to remember about drinking vodka and Red Bull is:  don't.

It came up when someone told me today that he learned over the weekend to never try to drink 4 beers in 10 minutes.  That's when I remembered the night in my early 20s when I thought the bar's special cocktail was a good idea.  I dint remember everything that happened, but I do remember trying to pick up a guy in a hookah bar.  And I don't mean take him home - I was trying to physically lift this large man off the ground because vodka and Red Bull gives you wings and poor judgement.  

Later in the night I woke up feeling like my heart might actually explode, but it didn't, so I am here today to say:  vodka and Red Bull is a bad choice.

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