CEO (noticing my cup): That's what I need, a cup.
Me (holding out cupped hand): You could try just holding it in your hand...
My brain: What are you doing?
Me:...but that wouldn't...
My brain: Seriously, wtf? This isn't funny! Abort! Abort!
Me:...be...
My brain: STOP TALKING!!
Me:...a good idea...
CEO: *smiles politely and leaves*
My brain: *facepalm*
Me: *implodes with shame*
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