Hello, interesting spider in my bathtub. You are certainly very oddly-shaped and black. I will look closer at you.
*looks*
Is that red on you?
*looks closer. Spider looks back.*
It's hard to see...perhaps if you move into a better position...
*blows on spider. Spider dies.*
...
Spider?
*spider remains dead*
Seriously?
*blows on spider again. Spider does not reanimate.*
Is...is this my superpower?
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