Some questions are
better left unasked.
Me (noticing massive scrape on friend’s knee): Hey, what happened to your knee?
Friend: *Epic tale of
hitting a rock with his mountain bike in the desert and flying through the
air. Rattlesnakes and pirate ninjas may
or may not have been involved.*
Me (in my mind): What
the no no NO NO NO NO OUCH OH GOD WHY ARE YOU SAYING THESE TERRIBLE THINGS?!?
Friend: …but I
managed to save the bike!
Me (out loud while cringing behind script): Dude!
Forget the bike; don’t die!
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