I’m just going to get these out of my system

These probably wouldn’t make good signs:

Hunter Pence believes tofurkey is the other white meat.

Hunter Pence is moved to tears by the Purple People Eater song.

Hunter Pence ruins knock knock jokes (“Knock knock.”  “Come in!”  “Dammit, Hunter!”)

Hunter Pence gives spoilers on purpose.

Hunter Pence prefers Ghostbusters 2.

Hunter Pence loves traffic circles but can never quite get the hang of them,

Hunter Pence is very earnest in his belief that raisins are nature’s candy.

Hunter Pence will tell you exactly why you drive on a parkway and park in a driveway, even though you didn’t ask.

Hunter Pence always makes sure his knee socks are pulled tightly to his knees, no matter what.

Hunter Pence is jealous of Hosmer’s eyebrows.

Hunter Pence slowly slices his corn off the cob while staring at you.

Hunter Pence insists on using the English pronunciation of “aluminum.”

Hunter Pence isn’t secretly disappointed when the chocolate chips in his cookies turn out to be raisins.

Hunter Pence prefers his corn flakes dry.

Hunter Pence has a favorite Monkee, and it’s Peter Tork.

Hunter Pence still makes Chuck Norris jokes.

Hunter Pence will start making Hunter Pence jokes in November.