2:30 AM

2:15 am.

Daisy (in the form of a high-pitched whine): Out?  Out?  Out?

Me:  It's 2:15 in the...fine.

Dogs joyously run outside.

2:30 am.

Daisy: Hey!  Let's go scream at the fence for no reason!

Rocky:  I'm in!!

Both:  AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA......

Me: WTF...grumble...(out door) Come on, dogs.

Both: ...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA....

Me: Oh, for the love of...*puts on yard work boots and goes outside*

Both:  ....AAAAAA!  AAAA AAAAA AAAA AAAAAAAAAAA...

Me:  come on, dogs!

Both: ....AAAAAA!  AAAA AAAA AAAA AAAA AAAAAAA...

Me (grabbing Rocky): That's enough!  Come on!

Rocky's bladder:  Quick!  Release exactly 3 drops of panic pee!

Rocky:  *pees*

Me: Are you serious?

Daisy (bouncing): Carry me!  Carry me!  Hey guys!  Carry me! I can pee too!  Yay!

Me: Knock it off, stupid!

Daisy:  No!  (Bouncing underfoot)

Me (putting Rocky down inside): OK, go lay down, morons.

Both:  Couches!  Yay! *immediate snoring*

Me:  *facepalm*