2:30 AM

2:15 am.

Daisy (in the form of a high-pitched whine): Out?  Out?  Out?

Me:  It's 2:15 in the...fine.

Dogs joyously run outside.

2:30 am.

Daisy: Hey!  Let's go scream at the fence for no reason!

Rocky:  I'm in!!

Both:  AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA......

Me: WTF...grumble...(out door) Come on, dogs.

Both: ...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA....

Me: Oh, for the love of...*puts on yard work boots and goes outside*

Both:  ....AAAAAA!  AAAA AAAAA AAAA AAAAAAAAAAA...

Me:  come on, dogs!

Both: ....AAAAAA!  AAAA AAAA AAAA AAAA AAAAAAA...

Me (grabbing Rocky): That's enough!  Come on!

Rocky's bladder:  Quick!  Release exactly 3 drops of panic pee!

Rocky:  *pees*

Me: Are you serious?

Daisy (bouncing): Carry me!  Carry me!  Hey guys!  Carry me! I can pee too!  Yay!

Me: Knock it off, stupid!

Daisy:  No!  (Bouncing underfoot)

Me (putting Rocky down inside): OK, go lay down, morons.

Both:  Couches!  Yay! *immediate snoring*

Me:  *facepalm*

Captives Fundraiser

Hey everybody, we're doing another fundraiser for the web series I'm writing for, Captives.

This is a really exciting and ambitious project, and so far it's coming along beautifully.  We have an amazingly talented cast and crew, and episode one is nearly finished (down to the post production now).  We're currently filming episode two and that should be wrapped next weekend.  The release date for episode one is August 29 and episode 2 should be out the following week.

This campaign is to raise funds for episode three.  We're planning on five seasons with five episodes per season to tell the entire story.  That's going to take some help.

We have perks starting at the $1 level, because any amount helps.  And if you can't contribute, please share the link.

And I'm in the promo video, although (thankfully) very briefly before we turn it over the the phenomenal Andy Penn.  check it out:  https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/captives-season-1#/

Please like and subscribe to our Facebook page for updates:  https://www.facebook.com/captivesseries

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