Scheduling

So my very favorite band of all time, Roger Clyne and the Peacemakers, is coming to town next month.  The last two years they've been here in May, and on a Thursday.  This year it's March, which is five in and of itself.

But not doing a show on a Monday.

And on a rehearsal night.

Why would you do this to me, Roger?

But then again, this showed up in an email a few weeks ago:

...*sigh* You win.  All is forgiven.

I guess.

*grumble*

PS, go to http://azpeacemakers.com to share in the RCPM awesomeness.

Attention to Detail

Submitting a resume:

Questionnaire:  Describe your attention to detail.
Me:  I am the greatest at attention to detail!  I never miss a thing!  I am the most awesome ever!  Details are my thing, I pay attention to them!  At all times!

*submit application*

Me: ...did I spell everything right?

Leaving Comments

Sometimes it's fun to imagine what online comments would sound like in normal conversation.

Person One:  Hey, did you see the new trailer for *thing*?
Person Two:  Yeah, *thing* looks awesome.
Person One:  I think they did a good job adapting *thing* from *format one* to *format two.*
Person Three: VINCENT D'ONOFRIO!
Person One and Two:  *staring*

(I am frequently Person Three)